I was talking to a coworker today and they were saying they were worried about family drama over Thanksgiving. I told them I knew where colonies of Dermestids were to take care of any bodies. The turkey carcass, what were you thinking?
Just started watching Penny Dreadful (awesome by the way) and in one of the initial episodes they show "native British beetles" cleaning a skull. I yelled at the TV that they were MADAGASCAR HISSING COCKROACHES YOU WANKERS!!! Dermestids clean bones, hissing roaches eat plants.