Confession #15

I was talking to a coworker today and they were saying they were worried about family drama over Thanksgiving.  I told them I knew where colonies of Dermestids were to take care of any bodies.     The turkey carcass, what were you thinking?


Confession #32

Just started watching Penny Dreadful (awesome by the way) and in one of the initial episodes they show "native British beetles" cleaning a skull.  I yelled at the TV that they were MADAGASCAR HISSING COCKROACHES YOU WANKERS!!! Dermestids clean bones, hissing roaches eat plants.